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    And so it has come to pass. The Lords and Princes of the Video Games have come together again, on this most holy of occasions.

    The Electronic Entertainment Expo of the 2019th Year of Our Lord, amen.



    Microsoft: boxboxboxboxboxboxboxboxBOXBOXBOXBOXBOX
    - the generation is beginning it's end, perhaps we shall see the next Xbox (the Xbox Two X S)
    - some shenanigans about a streaming platform that will go as well as expected
    - Fuck yeah new Halo
    - Fuck yeah Halo on Steam
    - Obsidian's new sci-fi RPG, Outer Worlds. Hopefully with minimal Chris Avellone wanking.
    - Gears of War 5
    - Ori sequel?
    - Something from Ninja Theory, gotta make that acquisition print money at some point
    - Dying Light 2 may or may not come out
    - a bunch of random crap that we may or may not hear from again
    - *sigh* ...Battletoads

    Bethesda: Akatosh Help Us All
    - what next shall come from the flaming wreckage of Fallout 76?
    - probably, maybe, probably not something about Elder Scrolls VI
    - DOOM SEQUEL
    - Wolfenstein thingy, kill some more nazis kids
    - whatever the fuck Starfield is
    - Evil Within 3?
    - things may get thrown at Todd Howard

    Some absolute madness at the Devolver Digital show

    PC Gaming Show: ahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
    - AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
    - HAHAHAAH
    - AHAHAHAHAHAAHAA
    - HA

    Ubisoft: "Wait, pirates stole shit?"
    - Just Dance, always a fun show
    - Beyond Good And Evil 2 isn't showing up and is actually a story parents made up to make their children behave
    - Skull and Bones also is not here, so we're stuck with Sea of Thieves for the time being
    - Ghost Recon
    - Watch_Dogs: LEGION, which will be a hilarious mess just like every Watch_Dogs game
    - supposedly like three unannounced titles
    - Miyamoto better show up with a blaster again

    Square Enix: This Company Are Sick
    - Further adventures in remaking Final Fantasy VII
    - Avengers game, as spoken of in the legends
    - Kingdom Hearts 3 DLC
    - Square never shows shit at their own conferences

    Nintendo: In the Court of the Koopa King
    - an E3 without Reggie
    - The despotic reign of Doug Bowser begins
    - Mario Maker 2
    - Wooloo Sword and Wooloo Shield
    - Link's Awakening remake
    - Luigi's Mansion 3
    - motherfucking Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3
    - Metroid Prime 4 is a lie concocted by THE MAN to control the masses and read our thoughts
    - Animal Crossing
    - Fire Emblem


    OTHER:
    - George RR Martin is making a game with FROM Software, you know, instead of doing that thing people actually want him to
    - Adam Sessler will be out and about, god willing we see him reunited with Morgan Webb again
    - Some really stupid shit at the EA thing, as per tradition
    - Rocksteady will not be here. God knows what they've been doing.
    - Perhaps Kojima will grace us with an even more batshit insane trailer, even with Sony gone
    - Sony really had to go wash their dog this week so they skipped out, the PS5 will be around next year

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    If Todd is smart, he wouldn't dare show himself live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KageKageKing View Post
    If Todd is smart, he wouldn't dare show himself live.
    That, and there's no other consoles to port Skyrim to.

    ......yet.

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    There was a leak of some Bandai Namco games. Nothing TOO mind blowing, but still pretty big.

    Spoiler:
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    Spoiler:
    -Ni no Kuni remaster
    -Elden Ring: the FromSoftware/GRRM game
    -Tales of Arise: The latest Tales JRPG
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBits View Post
    There was a leak of some Bandai Namco games. Nothing TOO mind blowing, but still pretty big.

    Spoiler:
    last chance
    Spoiler:
    -Ni no Kuni remaster
    -Elden Ring: the FromSoftware/GRRM game
    -Tales of Arise: The latest Tales JRPG
    https://twitter.com/Harada_TEKKEN/st...52962927648768

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    arada is not happy.

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    This will also be the first E3 without the Kaz Hirai twitter account so the experience will be lesser now.

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    I will be able to catch all conferences the Microsoft one will only be just barely though I'm going to have to watch the first 10mins or so on my phone until I get home from work since I get off when the conference starts.

    As with most of these I'm keeping my expectations low.
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    Wait.. No EA this year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leon View Post
    Wait.. No EA this year?
    EA is just going to be streaming some gameplay of their new Star Wars game
    Quote Originally Posted by John Adams
    I have always been dissatisfied, I know that. But lately I find I reek of discontentment; it fills my throat and floods my brain. Sometimes I fear there's no longer a dream but only the discontentment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyan D. Funk View Post
    - Watch_Dogs: LEGION, which will be a hilarious mess just like every Watch_Dogs game
    I remember a lot of disappointment associated with the first game, don't remember anything about the 2nd.



    Quote Originally Posted by y2kyle89 View Post
    EA is just going to be streaming some gameplay of their new Star Wars game
    All the while the next few months up til it's launch (and post launch) is followed by mass butthurt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leon View Post
    Wait.. No EA this year?
    And no Sony as well.

    Weird year.

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    No one is gonna miss EA.
    "Often I think about my many comrades fallen by my side. I heard their curses against the war and its authors, the revolt against their murder. And I, as a survivor, believe that I am inspired by their will to struggle, for the idea of peace and human fraternity."
    Corp. Barthas, France, Feb. 1919

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    EA did not announce Skate 4 but Cameron Monaghan voices the main character in Fallen Order so that's something.

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    17 minutes for XBOX Conference.

    How many times they will say World Premiere and Exclusive?

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    My E3 watch place of choice is Giant Bomb btw.

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    This Bleeding Edge looks dark as shit.

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    I'm like 90% certain this is a Borderlands spinoff that got punted to Ninja Theory at some point.

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    Minecraft Diablo?

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    Phil!

    You are mah best friend!

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    That's a lot of games.

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    Oh okay a fucking Blair Witch game, sure.

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