Luffy: OI!!! Usopp!! Let's get started already!! I'm all fired up!
Usopp: Oh of course! J....j..just a moment!(careful careful, don't let him see the tabasco you're carefully applying to the rice ball you're hiding)
Luffy: What's that Usopp? You're whispering! uahhhh... come on!
Usopp: (hehe, this will give me the starting advantage and continued momentum... i'll take this round)
Usopp: (I the great Usopp, will then take this tournament! I'll be the first to have won... t...twice!)
Usopp: (Hehehe, just turn around and he'll see the rice ball... and he'll probably be stuffing it in his mouth before he realizes it's food!! hehe)
Luffy: COME ONNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Usopp: (Here it comes Captain Usopp, it's now or never) OK!!! ARE YOU READY LUFFY?!!
Usopp: (HE'S SLEEPING!!!!!!?)
Usopp: (but... it's so noisy!) Hey Luff.. (WAIT WAIT WAIT... this.. this is my chance!)
Usopp: (I'll be able to take the element of surprise. Just.... gotta.... sneak closer)
Luffy: ....zzzz.... snort! ugh?
Usopp: (EEEEE.... FREEZE!)
Luffy: hmm... meat.... Sanji.... make me...z.zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Usopp: (too.... too close. Just a few more feet.... a few more feet... to victory!!!!)
Usopp: (Now.... to carefully... load my Black Kabuto)
Luffy: huh? oi Usopp!
Usopp: (!!!!! He woke up?!!)
Luffy: What are you doing?
Usopp: (Think!!! Think think think think think!!!!!) Ummm... I was... going... to Congratulate you!!!
Luffy: Congratulate? Is the match over?!
Usopp: Yes!! It was my victory of course!! (What? Why would I say that? He'll never believe...)
Luffy: YOU'RE SERIOUS!!!!? I LOST!!!!?
Usopp: Heh, you don't remember? Boy you must have been out for a good while. I hope I didn't go too wild
Luffy: NO WAYY!!!
Usopp: I only made sure to use half my power
Chopper: ONLY HALF!!!! OHHHHHHH!!!!! USOPPPP!!!!!!!!
Luffy: Hmmm... Well i don't feel very hurt... a little hungry, say do you have any more of those spicy rice balls?
Usopp: Huh? (wait.. where is it?! When did he eat it?!!)
Announcer: We apologize for the brief delay! And now starts the next round Luffy vs Usopp!!!!!!!!!!! *Bell rings*